Joker and Harley Quinn
The Rest of the Story
Copyright © 2005 Harley Quinn's Assistant
I'm Harley Quinn's Assistant. I'm hired to tell the Rest of the Story about Joker and Harley Quinn.
Like Joker and Harley Quinn I love good comics about them, like ¨Mad Love¨, ¨Harley Quinn¨ and ¨The Killing Joke¨. Then it's Joker and Harley Quinn at their best. But we hate rubbish like ¨Joker: Last Laugh¨, ¨Harley Quinn Series¨ and ¨Suicide Squad¨. These stories are awful and unfair to Joker and Harley Quinn, who are completely unrecognizable. The reboot is awful. It's a caricature of Harley Quinn. There are more bad comics but these are the worst ever published about Joker and Harley Quinn. These comics are ridiculous and stupid, and they have gone from bad to worse. They are criticized with good reason. What an awful bad joke, because it's not the least funny! Incredible with that much rubbish put together. Let's regard this as a neglectful, yet embarrassing, parenthesis. It's definitely not enough to write Joker and Harley Quinn in the title and in the stories to satisfy all true jokerites and all true harleyites. There should be comics about the real Joker and the real Harley Quinn.
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In ¨The Batman¨ Joker and Harley Quinn appear in an awful designs. Other animated series gave Joker and Harley Quinn a good design, and this animated series could had given them a similar design. Especially in the ¨Suicide Squad¨ the Harley Quinn reboot design is awful. It's just disgusting. Joker should be a handsome guy in a purple suit, and Harley Quinn should be a beautiful girl in a jester costume, and nothing else. She should definitely not appear in the strange ¨Suicide Squad¨ underwear. Also it's JOKER AND HARLEY QUINN FOREVER and never Harley Quinn and Deadshot.
The Heath Ledger Joker in ¨The Dark Knight¨ is not my Joker. To me it's not the real Joker. I'm still waiting for the real Joker to appear in a movie.
It's obvious where Joker's and Harley Quinn's friends are, and where their enemies are. When Joker and Harley Quinn are described in a completely unrecognizable way it's not Joker and Harley Quinn anymore. It's only imitations and bad copies. Joker and Harley Quinn are not at all interesting in these versions. It could never be Joker and Harley Quinn to any true jokerite and any true harleyite. At least it's not my Joker and my Harley Quinn who are described. Joker and Harley Quinn are two completely different people to me. I'm happy I've been able to team up with so many true jokerites and true harleyites at the Harleypalooza at Comic-Con.
This website is for the real Joker and the real Harley Quinn, and not for imitations and bad copies. This is the characters every true jokerite and every true harleyite really love. Joker and Harley Quinn must go back to basics. They must be described the way they really are. There's a need for more good stories about Joker and Harley Quinn, and I'm writing the true story about their true personalities. I'm writing what Joker and Harley Quinn want me to write about them and telling what wasn't told before. This is the Rest of the Story. Joker and Harley Quinn are only worth the best, and I'm hired to give it to them. There has been too much rubbish about Joker and Harley Quinn. Any more and all kind of rubbish is unacceptable. We don't accept more rubbish, and we've had enough of it.
On my website I'm describing what Joker and Harley Quinn are to me. I want to bring new dimensions into their characters. Too often Joker is described as only being evil. I think Joker is a multidimensional character. He's cruel to his enemies and victims, but I think that he can also be loving towards the ones he cares about. Also Joker is not the way he is without a reason. I'm focusing a lot on his trauma when his wife and baby died. To loose a child is always an awful experience, and I don't think Joker reacts differently. On Harley Quinn I'm focusing on her childish aspect. She's also both cruel and loving, but not behaving like an adult. Harley Quinn is mostly a child who likes to play murder. Besides being lovers, Joker and Harley Quinn have a lot of a father/daughter relationship. Too often there has been focus on when Joker and Harley Quinn are fighting. It would be strange if Joker and Harley Quinn never disagreed, but I also think they have many good times together. The perspective is also too often focusing on Joker's and Harley Quinn's enemies and victims. Then the focus has been on what the enemies and victims want Joker and Harley Quinn to be. Joker and Harley Quinn of course don't have any reason to reveal their plans to their enemies and victims, however they enjoy using and making fun of them. This isn't Batman's version of comics and cartoons. The Rest of the Story is Joker's and Harley Quinn's version.
I've started to investigate the second generation of Killer Clowns. That refers to JJ (also mentioned in ¨Mad Love¨) and Juno, Joker's and Harley Quinn's children. Juno is married to Kirk Dennis and they're DeeDee's parents. JJ and Juno are a lot like their parents, but they also have their own characters. Juno has become very popular lately. I've always thought that Joker and Harley Quinn should have a daughter who's as beautiful as Harley Quinn and as smart as Joker. Joker and Harley Quinn of course had no interest in adopting Robin, they had an interest in killing him. They would never care about other people's children, they want their own children. Robin was only part of their plan to kill Batman. This isn't Batman's version of ¨Batman Beyond¨ and ¨Return of the Joker¨. The Rest of the Story continues to tell the Killer Clown version. This is not the official version, not yet, but this is the version I'm working on to be told about Joker and Harley Quinn. Concerning the future Batman publishers and producers of course have an interest in the speculations about what happened next.
I'm handling all contacts for Joker and Harley Quinn. If you're a true jokerite and a true harleyite, and like my Fan Fiction and my Fan Art, e-mail me, firstname.lastname@example.org. If you want it to be published, e-mail DC Comics too. The real Joker and the real Harley Quinn shouldn't only be found on Internet. One reason for me to start this website is that all rubbish about Joker and Harley Quinn makes me mad! What's described are not the characters I'm so very fond of. Another reason is that I know I can write good stories (yes, I'm published!), also with illustrations, about Joker and Harley Quinn. I've got into the book publishing industry and I want to get into the comic book publishing industry too. Help me to make this website known! Tell every true jokerite and every true harleyite about it! I want to team up with every true jokerite and every true harleyite. It's time for all true jokerites and all true harleyites to join forces. It's time to bring justice for Joker and Harley Quinn. I'm prepared to fight for them. I'm working for only good stories published about Joker and Harley Quinn. It's time to defend the real Joker and the real Harley Quinn, and it's time to defend their relationship and their true personalities. Joker and Harley Quinn are a very interesting couple. They are at their best together. The important thing isn't that people talk rubbish about Joker and Harley Quinn. The only important thing is that Joker and Harley Quinn love each other. Joker and Harley Quinn are forever the Clown Prince and the Clown Princess of Crime, the Killer Clowns!
Thanks to all true jokerites and all true harleyites who supports my website! I'm happy to know I'm not alone in the fight for Joker and Harley Quinn! Special thanks to all Juno fans!
Thanks to all supporters at Comic-Con! It was great to meet so many true jokerites and true harleyites!
This website isn't associated with DC Comics ® or Warner Bros. Studios ©. Joker, Harley Quinn and related characters are their copyright © and trademarks ™. My website should be regarded as a fansite.
WARNING! All content is copyright © 2005 Harley Quinn's Assistant. It may not the used in any form without my permission. I'll probably give you permission, but you better ask first. Otherwise it won't be a laughing matter. This website is also registered at the Copyright Office. My website is by that protected by law. No one has the legal right to, without my permission, take any content from my website and publish it elsewhere. Being the author and claimant of this website, I'm also guarding my copyright. I have big ambition with this website. I don't accept any imitations and bad copies of myself either. Also no matter what inspiration and ideas anyone can get from my website, I'm the original. Everyone who visits my website knows who's real and who's fake. I'm represented by my own agency, being my own agent. All business deals are handled by my agency.
NOTICE: I have no longer any Guest Area. The reason is that the guest who first showed interest, then changed e-mail address without telling me, and never contacted me again. I can only interpret this as the guest is no longer interested in taking part. I might be interested in another Guest Area in the future, but then the guests have to stay interested, and not disappearing after a while. Also the guests have to accept to share the Guest Area and not having their own page. As the webmistress it's also for me to decide what to publish at the Guest Area.
NOTICE: Harley Quinn's Assistant is a character in the stories, and she's describing how Joker and Harley Quinn could react on comics and cartoons. On my website I'm writing about what Joker and Harley Quinn mean to me. I'm not expecting everyone to agree with me, but most visitors do. My stories also have to be read with a sense of humor. Of course I continue to improve and edit my text, and I continue to update my website. It's easy to repeat oneself when one's writing about the same characters. Opinions about comics and cartoons are also found on all fansites. I don't have the intention to tell anyone that I'm the best. However I nowadays have the confidence to say that I know I'm as good as anyone else. Also I'm not unrealistic, I'm aware of that it takes time to get established as an author and artist. However I can't possibly get into this business with the attitude that I'm no good. Too often I've faced that bad attitude towards my disability, but I'm not taking this attitude anymore. Having survived a marriage from hell I also think I deserve a better life now.
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