About me

                                            

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Facts about Harley Quinn's Assistant!

Real name: Call me Carrie, everyone does (almost a quote)! Many people call me Harley!

Marital status: Divorced. I've divorced the Penguin I've been married to. Now I want my own Mr J! I have no children, and I don't want any either (strange but true).

Family: My pet chinchilla.

Profession: Author, artist and disablement pensioner. I have my own agency. I've published two historical novels as e-books, but not in English. One of the novels is also published as publishing-on-demand, and the other novel is also soon about to be published. The other novel is also soon about to be published as print-on-demand. As an artist I work as an illustrator. I have disablement pension because of severe fibromyalgy.

Education: Medical secretary, law, computers, languages.

Misc: Like Joker I have a fake smile, because I have facial pains. Sometimes people misunderstand my stupid smile. Never a gymnast like Harley Quinn, I was doing a lot of workout in my younger and healthier days. I have haircolour like Poison Ivy, but it's turning grey.

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