I’m Juno, I’m the New Clown Princess of Crime

By Harley Quinn’s Assistant copyright © 2005-2024

 You should know who I am. I’m not a wannabee, I’m Joker’s and Harley Quinn’s daughter. I’m Juno, I’m the new Clown Princess of Crime. The bats thought the Killer Clowns would disappear when they murdered my dad. We will never disappear, they’ll disappear when we’ve killed them all. Our mom trained JJ and me to become new Killer Clowns. Like our parents we know martial arts, we have black belts I karate. Also we know how to use all weapons, from bazookas to buzzers. We’ve been out fighting in the streets, practicing our fighting skills. Since childhood we’ve been prepared for the Killer Clown revenge.

We’ll kill Brucie, when we’ve made him suffer enough. He’s just a shadow of a bat nowadays. I’m always making fun of Batfake. He thinks he’s the new Batman but he’s just a wannabee. Brucie couldn’t continue as Batman after he was injured in his last fight with my dad. Now he’s picked up a high school kid who wants to play superhero. Terry McGinnis has  a crush on me but he doesn’t want to admit it. I’ve kissed  Batfake, Kirk was jealous but he knows I’m just making fun of him. We’re always also making fun of Invalid-Gordon, the former Batgirl and Oracle, Brucie’s and Nightwing’s old girlfriend. She was running a private vendetta against our parents. But Detective Gordon went too far and the council and the courts didn’t play on her side anymore. That bitch thought she could get rid of our parents and be safe from them. After our dad crippled her the Killer Clowns scared the crap out of her. It was thanks to her dad, the first Commissioner Gordon, she was only suspended temporarily and could continue within the GCPD.

I wish I could spend more time with my kids. Kirk and I have lost custody of DeeDee, the court thought we’re inappropriate parents just because we’ve murdered some people. These jerks are making a fuss about some murders, some people don’t have any sense of humor. It’s all about the fun in the funeral. DeeDee are staying with my mom, Kirk and I use to visit them. There will always be a new generation of Killer Clowns to fight the bats. People are surprised when they’re told that I’ve had twins but an. elite class gymnasts quickly gets into shape after a pregnancy.

I’m looking for a victim. Someone will turn up in the street. It’s nice if the victim has money but mostly I want to make a kill. Some days ago I killed a henchman. He was asking about the plans for a robbery and I didn’t feel like explaining to him. Murders are fun, there are too many people who don’t get the joke.

There’s someone coming through the alley. I’m jumping down from the roof using my Joker wand. The guy stops surprised. I smile at him. Then I shoot him. I grab his wallet, there’s not much cash but some credit cards. Because I know how to hack computers I can empty his bank accounts.

Time to return to the hideout. I turns me on to make a kill. Kirk will enjoy the rest of the night.