Joker and Harley Quinn Goes to Comic-Con
By Harley Quinn’s Assistant copyright © 2005 -2024
-What do they mean asking for a professional badge? asked Joker upset. We’re professional criminals!
-You must write about this, Carrie! pointed Harley out to the Assistant.
Joker, Harley and the Assistant took the escalator to the second floor.
-Oh, no, look, Mr J, Batsy is here too.
-He’s travelling here with DC Comics! He’s discussing with them. That’s why they’re always publishing his version. They wouldn’t invite us here.
-We’ll kill him later. The batmobile is outside. We’ll put a bomb there. And look, the Penguin is there and he doesn’t like our Assistant. Don’t worry, Carrie, we’ll kill him too, you shouldn’t have to meet your ex-husband here. Hit him with your cane if he comes too close.
-He knows he can’t hurt me anymore, not since Two-Face helped me with the divorce papers. Anyway I don’t want to risk meeting him alone so I’m happy to be safe with you.
-He hasn’t noticed us, he’s talking to Riddler, who just trapped him in handcuffs when he didn’t know how the trick worked.
-Batsy is involved in DC Comics panels! noticed Harley who was reading the program. Let’s go there and shock him!
-Sure, I have the buzzer. Also we smuggled all bombs passed the weapon control.
-Then you must come with me to the Art Show, where I’m displaying my new paintings of you! reminded Carrie.
-Good idea, thought Joker. There will be many visitors, because we will gunpoint everyone in the area and then they will go voluntarily.
-Hey, Joker, Harley and the Assistant, I saw you arriving! Batman had approached and he has upset. I saw you smuggling in bombs too!
-Hiya, Batsy, said Joker, we have a shock for you. By the way, have you seen Birdboy lately, probably not, you should look for him in the batmobile because he probably doesn’t want to stay in the trunk anymore.
-I’ll go and let Robin out but I’m planning to return you and Harley to Arkham.
Batman left and Joker, Harley and the Assistant continued their planning for the convention.
When he arrived to the DC Comics panel Batman disliked to see that Joker, Harley and the Assistant were there too. Batman was welcomed as the special guest and then Joker went up to the stage.
-Can I shake your hands? he asked.
-Don’t think about it, that’s the real Joker! warned Batman but Joker had already started shaking hands with the DC Comics editors. He saw them all collapsing one after another.
-Now, you should all clear the room, or stay while Batsy is disarming the bomb in here!
-Next time you’re going to Arkham! shouted Batman and started looking for the bomb while Joker, Harley and the Assistant left the room with the scared audience.
Joker had lifted up the Assistant and carried her because she wasn’t fast enough with her cane. When they left the building they say Batman running out on the terrace and throwing the bomb into the bay.
-Ok then, Art Show next, said Joker. Good idea to come here.