No one Compares to Harley
By Harley Quinn’s Assistant copyright © 2005-2024
I’m the only one awake. You’re still sleeping. I watch you beside me in bed, with your bleached hair over the pillow. You’re smiling in your sleep. You’re dreaming about me. I’m dreaming about you too, my beautiful harlequin, my Harley. I touch your hair, which is long and soft. I touch your face, your lips, and your cheeks. It makes you smile even more. I’m touching you in your dream too.
I touch your tummy and feel the baby moving inside. It won’t take long now. It’s soon time for you to give birth. We’ve longed so much for the baby. It’s the proof of our love. I think it’s a joker. Then the baby will be called Jack The baby is very active and it’s kicking the whole time. I’ve bought a baseball mitt for a gift. Ever since Jeannie died during the pregnancy I’ve wanted to become dad again. When I met the right person that was. For a long time I doubted that I would meet the right person. For a short while I once imagined about living a normal life again. Then I realized it was impossible. This is my destiny. I had to meet someone who was like me, the right person. Then I met you. From the moment I saw you at Arkham I wanted you. I didn’t only want to have sex with you. It was more, because you were like me. I immediately knew you were the right person. I knew that this girl can share my dream, I can build a life with her, start a family. You brought laughter into my life. You’re much younger that me. You could be my daughter. Sometimes people have misunderstood and thought you were my daughter. In many ways I’ve been like a dad to you. In many ways you’re still a child. You’re still playing. Life is still fun and games for you. You’ve sometimes thought I’ve been a too strict parent. It’s for your own good. I’m taking care of my little girl. I’ve given you a good upbringing.
When we’re doing ha-ha, have sex, you’re a woman, my wife. I love to have sex with you, to cuddle with you, to kiss you, to enter you. The first time was on the couch at Arkham. We wanted each other and it came naturally. Unusual, but very good therapy. It was many times on the couch. And it’s been many times in the cleaning closet. And it’s been many times in your cell. I made you pregnant in your cell. We were so happy when we knew you were pregnant. Others were shocked. Then we escaped and used Dr Leland as a hostage. It’s been so fun to prepare everything and shop for the baby. We’ve bought a lot of things, furniture, clothes, toys and everything else. We'll take good care of the baby. I’ve been careful with you when we’ve had intercourse during the pregnancy. You’ve been worried about it. I would never hurt the baby. I told you to pack a bag for the hospital. You’re scared about giving birth. I'll stay with you the whole time. I want to see when the baby is born. We'll become a real family. When the baby is born I'll make you pregnant again. I want more children immediately. I don’t want to wait. Maybe it will be a harlequin. I want at least two children.
When you’re awake I'll kiss you. Then we'll have sex. Most people don’t understand our relationship. They talk a lot of rubbish. You know how much I love you. I’ve never loved anyone like I love you. There’s no one like you. You’re the love of my life. No one compares to you, Harley.