Tracking with Kirk

Tracking with Kirk

Batman spotted Kirk on a roof. Now he had the possibility to get Kirk back to Arkham.

Where was Kirk now? Batman landed on the roof. Then he found Kirk again, on rather his fist when he was knocked down.

- Shut the fuck up, Batfake! Don’t blow my cover!

- What cover?

- Look down the street, Batfake!

Batman was surprised to see JJ and his henchmen on the street. They were discussing some crime.

- Are you spying on JJ, Undertaker?

- I’m keeping and eye on him. I want him to stay away from Juno. JJ is also fond of Juno. I know you have a crush on her. She thinks it’s funny to turn you on, but you won’t get what you want from her. You have to stick with Dana.

- How is JJ involved then?

- You’re as blind as a bat, Batfake. JJ and Juno are very close. They took care of each other when they grew up. JJ sees them as Joker and Harley Quinn. Actually it was great that you turned up, Batfake. The best way to keep JJ away from Juno is keeping him busy with you.

- What are you doing, Kirk? Let me down!

- Sure, Batfake, I’ll let you down where you land!

Kirk threw Batman down from the roof. He landed on JJ’s car.

- Look, guys, a bat comes flying! Hiya, Batfake! You’ve crashed at the wrong place. Put him in the trunk. I have a gift for Brucie.

Batman was thrown into the trunk of JJ’s car. He wondered what the Killer Clown relationships really were like. It had been strange with Joker and Harley Quinn too. People often took Harley for Joker’s daughter. She was much younger than him. That was Juno really. JJ was confusingly similar to Joker, but that was his dad. Juno looked like Harley Quinn but she was smart as Joker. Photos of the Killer Clowns didn’t always reveal which Killer Clown it was. Once Batman thought he had printed a photo of Juno from the batcomputor but it was a photo of Harley Quinn. Who was really who in the Happy Family? It seemed to be all cosplaying. And who was who in the bat family? He was Batman but for the Killer Clowns that was still Bruce. This was confusing family relations.

- Home delivery, Brucie!

JJ has driven into the batcave. JJ pressed a button in the Jokermobile and Batman was thrown out from the trunk.

- See ya, Batfake!

- Don’t ask what happened, Bruce. You don’t want to know. Kirk told me a Killer Clown story.

¨Where did Batfake come flying in from?¨ wondered JJ. ¨He seemed to be falling from the roof. Is there raining bats? What and interesting story to tell Juno! I’ll go and visit her.¨

- You can’t guess what happened, Juno! Batfake fell down on the Jokermobile! Why do you look like being in such a bad mood, Undertaker! Remember the fun in the funeral!

- That depends on who’s funeral.